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pizza or chinese?

these are not mutually exclusive options, why are you making me choose

Not all of us favor kung pao on top of a pepperoni pie

well tell me what you're getting

....sesame chicken?

ok I want that too! except double or I'll eat all of yours

okay three orders.

so i went and i saw our grandfather.

and? what were you seeing him about?

summer camp

oh.

did you want me to say something about all that orrrrrr

i dunno

i wanted you to know so you didn't feel like idk i was stealing him or something

wait, wait, are you feeling bad about feeling bad?

not exactly

i mean maybe a little

you can talk to me if it's eating you that bad

Edited 2014-08-06 02:53 (UTC)

i'm so mad that it just ended up with a kidnapping

is there any universe in which i do not get kidnapped?

if there is it's probably worse than here

I mean mom stole our souls from Mephisto or something, I think it's destiny

the universe kidnapping us apparently wasn't enough to make up for it

you are so okay with this

well yeah. no emotions, remember?

yeah see the problem with that is that I know you do actually have emotions.

what since when? you're killing my street cred, little brother

i'm not going around advertising it

well I don't like feeling scared or hurt or angry so I just ignore it until it goes away or gets worse

you know that you can talk to me about it and i'm not going to share it with anyone

you're my twin

fine we can talk about this, whatever, if it'll make you stop feeling bad

i worry about you

uhhh what, why

no like not you're damaged i worry about you i mean

like

when i can't find you

i worry about you

okay?

make fun of me now

does this mean you're always worried I'm not an easy man to find

yeah uh like most of the time

oh. sorry

well to be fair it really only gets bad when things go down

that's kind of the point.

it would be nice if things could stop being ba for like ten minutes.

maybe you need a vacation one that isn't crappy and full of danger

Edited 2014-08-06 17:27 (UTC)

disneyworld?

should we ask if gramps wants to come too

family vacation?

yeah

if we get kidnapped we'll have everything we need to get out again

yeah okay i'll talk to him about it

or it could be the two of us and the open road

well the open disneyworld

brotherly roadtrip?

we have to get a car though, I am NOT carrying you everywhere

okay but you can't complain about how we're going slow

So this is totally weird, but your younger mother is here at the swearing-in event in De Chima.

Edited 2014-08-11 03:36 (UTC)

is that a metaphor or are you saying my mom is actually HERE?

How would that be a metaphor?

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